Attack of the n00bs (part 2)
Posted By: Mr Revenge<j.r.bell@verizon.net>
Date: 23 April 2004, 1:51 AM
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We just got back to base.The n00bs were over running the place we saw louis wu on the top of the base with 10 other hboers the only ones left.
Okay guys lets help them out!
We shoot at the n00bs killling 20 of them .The yellow banshees weapons were off the hook!They even had a cup holder and a dvd player and a air freshener that says bite me!We landed the banshees on the ground and went to thetop of the base.
Where the hell have you dumb bastards been.Wu said
We dumb bastards just killed the n00b leader and commander.I said
Hey I thought the elves killed them.MCC said
SHHHH! I want to get an award for us killin him.I whispered
Listen I have a plan.We have to herd all the n00bs into the red base then lower..... the annoyer
''gasp''! That is only used in fital opperations! Cold blooded said
Well what does this look like!?! After we lower it in the base we have to cover our hears with hearmuffs and run for cover.
Now anyone have any plans to lure them in because I sure the hell don't? Wu said
I thought you would know one since you made the idea to lure them in.I said
Well...I was just waiting for somone to act like a hero and make a plan.He said
I have a plan get those yellow banshees in the base and leave the rest to me.
''Sir''! Their breakin through the barricade! A hboer said
I hurried and jumped off the top of the base and said call in the annoyer and drop him in the top entrance of the base when I lure them in.I landed on the ground and said hey you retards theirs a naked modded cortana in the red base and a yellow banshee.
They all ran into base.Right after they did I ran over to where the elves were.
Hey elves their are dead bodies and rusted veicles in the red base.I yelled
Yes more dead bodies to feast on!
They all ran into the base I yelled to Wu lower the annoyer. A black metal box dropped into the hole.I could hear Wu yell open the cage!As soon as it did everyone jumped off the base and went for cover.
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( meanwhile in red base with the trapped n00bs and elves)
Hey where the hell is the naked cortana?!? One n00b said
And were are the dead bodies?! A elve asked
Hey look!!!!! As a n00b pointed toward the metal box.The door came open and they could see a blue glowing ball.
Hey a socer ball! A n00b shouted
Stop being so human! the moniter said
Hey thats the moniter 343! A n00b said
How do you know!
It says right after he said stop being so human .Dumbass
HHHHMMMMM I am a genious!! the moniter said
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! the elves and n00bs yelled as they blew up
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Holy crap! I said it killed em all.
Yeah you should of seen the people who tried to capture him for us.They had to go to teropy for weeks.Wu said
Well you all succesfully killed all the n00bs,elves and yellow banshees.But I cant stop wondering what about stuntmutt and the modders.Look! Helljumper said It was stuntmutt And he had all four modders on the side of the tank eating Mcdonalds.
Why the hell do they have happy meals? I asked
Well they wouldn't let me rescue them till I took them to Mcdonalds.Then they wanted to go in the tunnels then they stayed up their till I had to go get them......they won't let me into mcdonalds anymore.Stuntmutt said
Well Mr Wu I said Do we get any reward?
What hell no! Well you do need somthin in return so here is a cupon for one heart attack and cloged arteries at mcdonalds.Happy eating he said
Lets get outta here! Mcc said
Okay Wu said
Jump into that teleporter and you will be back in your homes doing what ever the hell you do.
We all said goodbye and jumped into the teleporter.
I was home instantly back at my computer at HBO.The front page said we killed the n00bs! And another one that said now bungie can take over the world! Hurray I said Now I can help domminate the world!
THE END!!!!!!!!!
Thats it the end of the n00b wars. I did what I promised and added cold blooded ,Mcc, and helljumper in. Sorry if its not good because i am really tired and outta it.This will be the last one if I make a sequal.So thanks
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