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Comments for 'Attack on Sol (Part 7)'



The NEW Zak
9:50 pm | June 14, 2004
Oh, and I just wrote a story today, it uses the code so don't worry, and it's pretty cool, it's 50x better than my other stories.
343 Salty Beans
7:39 pm | June 14, 2004
Yeah, it's twinkie. He's a little like a cockroach-you stamp him, you stamp him, and he won't die.

But anyway, it's ok. I know I'm a nerd anyway. *laughs* for god's sake, I spend a lot of my time on a site about a video game!

343SB
The NEW Zak
5:31 pm | June 14, 2004
Sorry, 343 Salty Beans, I don't think you are a geek or a nerd, someone else posted that.
The NEW Zak
5:27 pm | June 14, 2004
Who the crap is saying all this stuff, I wish(like everyone else) you could find out who was impersonating you and stab them over the internet.



P.S This the REAL Zak talking, not the impersonator, sorry for the confusion.
Awacar
5:02 pm | June 14, 2004
Throat, today you taught me how to like math...
Slit Throat: the author
11:45 am | June 14, 2004
But don't you wish they edited these comment pages of things that have nothing to do with the story. In this case, MY story! :(

Anyway...
Here's our math lesson for the day kids:

twinkie = loser
343 Salty Beans
8:08 pm | June 13, 2004
I'm glad they edited these comments pages. Most people would think HBO was a horrible place if it weren't for the editors. I must admit, it makes my comments seem as if they are directed at no one, but I can fix that.

Twinkie, this loser on the forums, is impersonating people, trying to replicate "thuglife" jargon, and basically pissing all the regulars off. The people he has impersonated include myself, Nick Kang, The NEW Zak, and Hawk7886. Maybe if we are lucky, he'll die in some freak accident, or make someone mad in the real world.

343 Salty Beans
System Failure
4:26 pm | June 13, 2004
Yes it is simple. The air press. on your body keeps every thing compressed. So your body pushes against it to compensate. Take away the air press. no more compressing but your body is still pushing out. So your basically pop like a bloody ballon. And i guess everyone wants twinke to be the bloody ballon.

-System-
romac1991
3:32 am | June 13, 2004
goddamn, he's hear again!
Mainevent
3:29 am | June 13, 2004
Atmospheric pressure isn't a hard concept to grasp, unlike some parts of your anatomy...
The NEW Zak
3:00 am | June 13, 2004
(says under breath:) God, 343 is such a geek.*coughGeekcough*. I mean come on, .0000001 cents? You can tell you're a loser when you start saying that crap. And come on, popping from atmospheric pressure. *coughNerdcough*. I doubt anyone even understood that crap.
343 Salty Beans
2:45 am | June 13, 2004
ooh, boy, I'm glad you're secure about your manhood. In case you didn't notice, your opinion is worth about a paso (.0000001 cents). So I really don' care what you say, because NO ONE WILL CARE.

343 Salty Beans

PS: Your attempts at an internet social life are pathetic. You don't even classify as a nerd. You have been rejected in reality and in virtuality. Congratulations-You are one pathetic loser.


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