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Comments for 'grunt story chapter one'



Dave Luck
5:56 pm | July 9, 2004
I hate these n00bs.

I feel so sorry for my poor computer. I mean, it's been finicky, and hasn't been behaving ever since I saw this story. The monitor flickers, it crashes frequently, and it won't shut down properly anymore. (I guess it's like saying - I can't sleep at night!)

To the person who wrote this - Please take it down, Wu has barely got the time to, because he's got better stories to look at and grade. Or at least tell Wu that you want your fiction deleted.

As Mainevent once said, 'Take the cork out of your ass and let the shit come out where it's supposed to, not out of your face.'

I agree with you. I see another IP address to ban right here, and some more memory to spare.

- Dave.
The NEW Zak
2:44 am | June 29, 2004
..............I'm deeply disturbed.......Don't you guys get tired of all these nOObs lately? I didn't even read half of the story it was so bad........

.1/10

The NEW Zak
Mastergrunt
2:33 am | June 26, 2004
Please tell me this was a comedy, because if it wasn't then your story completely terrified me.
Slit Throat
8:51 pm | June 25, 2004
The title scared me off.
Dave Luck
5:08 pm | June 25, 2004
Actually, I looked at it again. I feel like I want to vomit.
Wiley
2:31 pm | June 25, 2004
How old are you?
.1/10
BansheeBoy
2:29 pm | June 25, 2004
What a waste of space...
Severian
11:11 am | June 25, 2004
the grunt story... You didn't even bother capitalizing the letters of your title.
Nick Kang
12:39 am | June 25, 2004
A valuable lesson I've learned in life, is not even think about reading the stuff that has a non-capitalized title.
Of course, I broke this rule this time, and I will never forgive myself. I felt as if someone had tossed up on my computer screen, and I screamed for mercy from the Lord.

NK
Sentinel
12:00 am | June 25, 2004
I couldn't even read it.
CoLd BlooDed
9:48 pm | June 24, 2004
I read the title...

...and laughed.

n00b.
Dave Luck
8:51 pm | June 24, 2004
Hey.

Code speaks louder than words sometimes. Humph.

I really find it weird how nobody reads the guidelines. Strange, isn't it. There are more n00bs here than we can flame at once. Fine. I'll douse the next one in hydrogen peroxide.

- Dave.

(Hydrogen peroxide is rocket fuel, and will react as soon as it hits anything that isn't atomically stable - such as YOU.)
Solidus Snake
7:08 pm | June 24, 2004
I don't even want to try to read that mess.
Delta Force
2:29 pm | June 24, 2004
......................make chapter 2 better



5/10


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