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Round 1
Posted By: sleepingdragon80 and bowog the grunt<neodragonlvr@hotmail.com>
Date: 24 August 2006, 1:55 pm


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Dear Readers,
You may be wondering what this story is really is about. Well, to answer that, we must first explain the writing style that brought it into being. This story writing style is known as a round story. Two or More authors get together and write different chapters, alternating chapters in a set order. Not knowing how many chapters this story will have, means you should expect a chapter or more every Friday until we run out of inspiration. This particular chapter is by bowog the grunt, and the next is by me. Please enjoy the oddness of it all.
Thank You,
Sleepingdragon80
PS-All names are creations of the author. If any names belong to any gamer you might know, they are purely coincidental. (We do not own xbox live and know none of the names. Sorry if we used your name!)

Chapter One
bowog the grunt

One boring day while exploring above the not-so-boring level Foundation, a lone person by the name of 3l33tgam3r117 met another man named Master Chief. The Chief walked up to him and said,
"I must be dreaming; Another SPARTAN? You must be a SPARTAN III. I'm so glad you're here! Come with me." And they were quickly teleported.

Meanwhile…

A pixilated pixie torments an elite name your enemy.

On Earth…

A lone Covenant ship crashes down in a farmland near Chicago, and five Elites known as the RougEntitie's walk out and start arguing.
"I told you to take a left at the last system, not straight!"
"Well SORRY!!! It's not my fault! I had three sanghelli yelling at me!"
"Um, guys? We're out of cheese."
"GREAT!!! NOW what! I doubt this planet has cheese; much less bleu cheese!"
And the leader of them, named,RougEntity-0080 just stood off to the side shaking his head, While the others kept on yelling.

Meanwhile, Back with 3l33tgam3r117…

He and the Master Chief appeared in a strange room that uncannily resembled the Library.
"Thank goodness I found another SPARTAN." Master Chief said after a few moments. "I have had so many problems with this level you wouldn't believe!"
"Is this the Library?" 3l33tgam3r asked tentatively as he looked around.
"Of course it is." Master Chief answered. "You must be one of the SPARTAN III's. What's your name and number?"
3l33tgam3r thought. "Um… Joshua-118." He answered quickly. "What sort of trouble have you had?"
"First of all," Master Chief answered. "Cortana is a horrible dancer."

Flashback

"E4." Cortana whispered.
"You sunk my battleship." The Chief grumbled.
"What was that?" Cortana asked.
"Nothing! Nothing at all." Chief replied sarcastically as he danced across the disco floor, the other dancers (all flood) giving him strange looks, for he seemed to be waltzing with no one. He thought as the song ended and he sat down at an empty table.
"May I take your order?" A sentinel that had floated up next to the table had asked.
"Yes. I think I would like a salad." He replied. The sentinel quickly scribbled down something on a notepad.
"A drink?" It then asked.
"Yes. Water please." He replied.
"Thank you. Your order will ready shortly." The machine added, and skittered back to the kitchen where two gold sentinels were fixing the refreshments. So the Chief sat back, and listened to bowog the grunt work the DJ booth.

Back To Reality

"So this is a dance party on the Library level?" Joshua asked as they waited for their orders.
"Yes. Does that surprise you?" master Chief asked.
"Actually, yes." Joshua replied. "In what I remember, you have to fight your way through overwhelming odds to find this stupid little key."
"That seems rather pointless."
"I agree. It's also the hardest level I ever fought."
"That's strange. This is the easiest one."
Yes, but what made it so hard, was this indestructible ball of light that kept giggling to itself. He's the guy you love to hate."
"You mean the disco ball?"
"Uh…yeah, actually. It is the disco ball. That's weird."
All of a sudden, Sergeant Johnson walked in.
"Oh crud. Come on!" Master Chief said as he stood up and started walking briskly towards the back door.
"What is it?" Joshua asked, running to catch up.
"I'll explain later, just hurry!" the Chief replied. He was already at the door when sarge finally spotted him. The Chief and Joshua ran through a series of hallways until they came to a locked door.
"He's catching up." Joshua warned.
"Just shut up and hand me the sonic screwdriver." Master Chief snapped. They finally got through the door and locked it behind them.
"So why are you running away from sarge?" Joshua asked.
"He won a bet, and I still haven't paid him off." Master Chief explained. "He's gonna have my head!"

To Be Continued….





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