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Silent Skin Slit Pt. 1
Posted By: Silent Death Sorrow
Date: 7 November 2003, 2:04 AM


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       "Alright, lights out. Get to sleep." The prison guard on Calculesius VIII walked down a dark hall. He whistled, swinging the key ring on his fingers. He got to the end of the poorly lit hall, but turned because he heard screams, or cheers. He walked faster than he had when going the other way down this hall. When he got to the huge prison room with at least 12,000 of the most dangerous criminals in the galaxy. "Hey, you fat pieces of waste, shut the hell up. Don't make me send all of you shitheads to the infirmary." Everyone quieted down, but he suddenly felt helpless. His feeling was absolutely correct. One prisoner refused to be quiet. "Hey you, what's your name? Alright don't answer me."
       Suddenly one of the prisoners screamed, "Go 666!" The guard then felt an arm wrap around his throat, and another wrap around his face. He felt the arm on his throat tighten, then he was thrown onto the ground. The prisoner jumped on him, as the guard screamed to stop. The prisoner then took both of his hands, grabbed the guards face, and dug his two thumbs into the guard's eyes. All the other prisoners screamed in joy. The criminal lifted his hands, along with the guard's head. He could still hear him breathing, because he didn't push hard enough to cause a fatality. He then slammed the back of the guard's head into the ground repeatedly until there was a hole in his skull.
       The prisoner pulled out his thumbs, and got off of him. "Hey Charles, throw me your homemade knife." Charles dug around in his cell, and finally found it. He tossed it at John, who caught it. "Alright, now whoever gets sick over blood, turn your head." He took the blade, and dug it into the skin of the guard's neck, making a full circle around his head. He carved the guard's head nearly off, and then yanked it off. He then walked outside, and climbed the flagpole. He stuck the guard's head onto it like it was a pike. He climbed down, and stared at his wonderful piece of work. He then calmly walked out to the Vehicles Garage. He jacked a Warthog w/ LAAG.
       He drove up to two guards that were digging graves for the recently deceased from the prison. He tried to be silent, and jumped off the Warthog. He grabbed an extra shovel, and snuck up on the two men. One of them turned and saw him. The guard pulled a Desert Eagle .257, "Freeze! Drop the shovel, now!" The other guard turned. John didn't listen, and then ran at them. The guard pulled the trigger three times, and John fell.



Slipknots Skin Ticket starts playing.




       John then sat up, and the man couldn't believe it. The man pulled the trigger four more times, and the gun went dry. 666 stood up, and picked up his shovel. The other guard ran away screaming. 666 walked over to the other guard, who stood there in shock. He lifted the shovel, and drove the sharp edge through the man. He fell to his knees, and sighed in pain. 666 pulled the shovel out, and kicked the man down. He hopped back into the Warthog and drove off.



       "Sir, we've got a break in Cell 666. We need emergency lockdown, now!" The average-ranked technician spoke with fear and panic in his voice to Captain Shuman. "Well sir, what do I do?" The Captain just stared in pure fear.
       "I wasn't trained in this area, how the hell should I know." Everyone suddenly realized that they would die. Then, a camera noticed a Warthog gaining speed, but losing distance to them. An alarm blared as it noticed the weapon on the seat of the Warthog, a Desert Eagle .257. The Warthog was only about 340 meters away, moving at about 75 miles per hour. It would take only about 3 minutes for the Warthog to get here.
       "Sir, I'm engaging the lockdown mode of this area. That should buy us some time. Frank call for backup, tell them we need them here in about 5 minutes." The tech listened, and phoned in on the military. He said that they said it would take them 30 minutes. "Dammit, that's way to long." The man's expression changed as he thought of a way to check to see if they were safe. He typed in a few commands, pressed ENTER, and smiled. The camera's view popped up on a huge 73-inch screen. What it showed was a bloody prisoner in a bar-coded uniform. His expression dropped as it also showed the countdown to the time of arrival, T-minus 54 seconds!




       The prisoner smiled, and pushed harder on the accelerator. The car was now speeding at over 120 miles per hour. He clenched the steering wheel until his knuckles were white. He looked down at his chest, his uniform ravaged with bullet holes. He wondered why the bullets hurt so much, even with the vest they hurt like hell. He then skidded as he tried to stop, and screeched to a halt right at his target. He jumped out, and grabbed the .257, searching for the extra clip he pulled off that thickheaded guard. He found it, slammed it into the gun, and walked toward the door. He was sure to die, but he decided to kill as many people as he could before they caught him again. He was tortured in jail for a crime he didn't even commit. He must make people pay for what they did to him; he must make them feel his pain. He suddenly had a change in mind, he thought to himself, he never was this angry or ever wanted to kill someone. He knew there was something wrong with him, it must've been prison. He shrugged it off, and walked to his doom, or so he thought.




       "Oh no, he's only 10 seconds away. What was he in prison for anyway?" Everyone turned and stared, as if they were saying, 'keep up with the times, dipshit.'
       "He's in jail for killing Masterchief, a.k.a John 117. He brutally attacked him from behind with an Assault Rifle, literally spilling and painting the wall, and floor with 117's guts. Everyone was in shock, because we had it on tape, yet he still denied it. I mean, no one even knew what 117 looked like. That's fucking cruel, so we locked him up for 12 consecutive life sentences. He should've never escaped. What he did to our guard, Larry was so goddamn disgusting. We have a tape if you'd like to see."
       "I guess I better. I should see why he was in there." The first tech popped the tape into a disk holder, pushed a button and it went inside of a machine. He pressed another button, and it displayed the horrific sight on the 73-inch screen. The second tech cringed as the prisoner dug his thumbs into the guard's eyes, and then proceeded to beat the guard's head in. He gagged, and vomited in the trashcan. "Holy shit, he's coming here. We've got to kill him." Then, there was a knock on the door. "Why would he…" bam! The door flew open, and the prisoner was there. He lifted the gun, and fired. One tech grabbed his throat after that bullet tore through the flesh in it. He bled to death the next second, and fell. He fired three more time, and killed 2 more techs. He shot 4 last times, and killed all but one of the techs. He stepped over the dead bodies of VT Techs, and over to a bat. He picked it up, and walked over to the last technician. The tech lowered his head, as to say 'I'm sorry' but was replied to by getting nailed in the head with the bat. He fell, and was hit several more time in the head. Soon, his brains were everywhere.
       666 walked to the door, only to hear the sounds of thousands of men in 8 Warthogs pull up, fully equipped with weapons and armor. 666 stopped dead, and smiled.

To Be Continued…





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