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A Sieries of Wierd Events, Chapter One
Posted By: Hunter_Killer<jlp8118@sbcglobal.net>
Date: 18 August 2003, 10:52 PM
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12:00 Noon, July 16(My Calendar)
Elfster's Basement
Elfster, me, Frensa Geran, and 'Nosolee were playing Halo on my 60" Plasma TV, and consuming beers.
Elfster and me were the Blue Team, versus 'Nosolee and Frensa Geran as Red Team.
It appeared they had the upper hand, Frensa just picked up the skull, again.
Suddenly, I respawned right in front of him, having caught the business end of 'Nosolee's Rocket.
I Melee Attacked Frensa 6 Times with me Assault Rifle, and he died.
I quickly picked up the skull, and ran out into the open space outside Blue Team's Base.
I saw Elfster in a deadly pistol duel with 'Nosolee, apparently loosing.
"Wait here, I'll get the hog," I shouted across the snowswept plane to my dying friend.
Glad my MJOLNIR Armor protected me from the smeggin' cold, i ran through the snow.
'Nosolee, seeing me with the skull, shot after me with several clips.
Regretting I allowed Pistols, cause 'Nosolee was so smeggin' good with it, i trudged on. By the time I got to our Hog, my health was down to two bars.
Suddenly, back in the basement, i felt several sharp pains in my back, neck, and left arm. Then, i saw blood trickle down from several wounds.
In my peripheral vision, it was like I had a HUD, with my life readouts still fairly good, even though several bullet wounds were detected.
Suddenly, 'Nosolee had a Pistol, like the ones in Halo.
I was wearing MJOLNIR, as were the rest of the people in the basement.
Suddenly, I was holding something fairly heavy, an MA5B!
Elfster was sucked into a vortex thingie, where the TV was before. Then Frensa, me, and finally 'Nosolee.
We were in a snowy box canyon with two exits, new snowfall filling the ground. I noticed a tank turret over a hill, obscuring the rest of it, but I stayed with the guys.
"Um... guys..." Said 'Nosolee, obviously bewildered(As were we all), "Where are we?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Asked I, as I shook my head to clear my mind.
"No," Replied all three of them, in unison.
"Well..." I thought. "Oh, no."
"What?" Asked Elfster.
"We're in Campaign Mode, of Halo, Guys. Except, we really are in Assault on the Control Room. And we all had it set on..."
"Legendary," We all said, as one.
"C'mon! I found a Tank! Let's use it!" Said I.
"To where?" Asked Frensa.
"Isn't it obvious?"
Frensa gave me the look that I get whenever I Frag him out, and rocket him whilst plasma is hitting him.
"The Pillar of Autumn! We can get to that Longsword, and get outa here!"
I jumped in the driver's seat, and the others jumped on the tank pods. We need weapons, I thought. I had an AR, and 'Nosolee had a pistol, but that was about it.
The tank started forward, and we was off!
Suddenly, we saw a Covenant Camp up ahead, on higher terrain. We stopped the tank, knowing it would alert the sleeping Grunts we could see on top of a hill.
Me and 'Nosolee proceeded up ahead, us having weapons.
We found some weapons, and I slung a Shotgun, and swapped my AR for a Sniper Rifle.
'Nosolee took a Needler and a Shotgun.
We tipy-toed back to the Tank, and policed the weapons.
I got the Sniper Rifle, Elfster had a Shotgun, 'Nosolee got the Needler, and Frensa got the other Shotgun.
Then, i revved up the engine.
Then, I saw a cage. I jumped out, and ran up to it. There were 12 Cages, each having people in it.
I looked in the first one, and saw Alpha Lance! He looked at me, and said, "Hunter_!"
"Hey, man." I said back.
"Um... could you get me out of here?"
"No problemo, amigo!" Said I, as I smashed the Control Panel with me Sniper Rifle.
The cage opened, and Alpha stepped out.
"What about the others, Hunter_?"
"Others?"
I walked to the next one, seeing pooman and Monitor101 in a cage together. I got them out, and they thanked me. They got some weapons, and I said where the tank was. I would come back after freeing the others.
I next liberated Agent Shade. After that, I found GLADIATRRR3000. "What the shit, is every fan fic dude in here?"
"Yes," Said Wiley K.
I got him out, and sent him on his way to the Tank.
Two more cages to go.
One of them had 3 Game Marines, which I helped and sent to the Tank.
The last had Hawk8776, who was cussing about his LAN Party going wrong.
"Hey, dillhole!" Said I, stopping his mad ranting.
"What the!? Hunter_Killer!? If this is another of your God-Damned Fan Fics, I'll..."
"Do what? You're in this cage. And you'll stay there. Bye Bye, now."
I walked away, he yelling at me with various mean comments.
I looked at the cache, and picked up a Rocket Launcher. "Damn, this is heavy to carry," Said I.
At the Tank, everyone was talking tactics, except the Marines. They was on guard duty.
"We gotta Get to the PoA, and that Longsword," Said 'Nosolee to Wiley K. and the others.
"Yah, but that's either a million miles away, or close, but buried under snow!" Responded Wiley.
"But, the events on Halo only took a few days, how could it change seasons dramatically in 5 Levels or 5 Days?" Chimed in Alpha Lance.
"Dunno, but let's find out," Said I, as I assumed the Drivers' seat of the Tank.
The four what could jumped on the pods, and the rest of them simply jumped on the Track Pods with (A) Button.
Then, the tank and the Fan Fic writers (And three Marines) traveled into the sunset.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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