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Halo Rap
Posted By: flood grunta<trbennett@hotmail.co.uk>
Date: 3 July 2005, 10:34 am


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Walkin trough Mombasa SMG by my side,
pull the trigger, some alien scum gonna die.
The sound of the gun, flash o' grenades,
yeah, thats the way I persuade...

The Covie scum to meet their doom,
with the sound of the SPKnr's goin' CHOOM, CHOOM, CHOOM!
But here come the banshees flyin' high,
I shoot those ******* out o' the sky.

chorus:
Yo, its halo 2, mest game ever played,
so pick up your SMG n' start trowin your grenades!!!


So then it's me 'n Mendoza now cruisin' in the hog,
blastin' all the ailien, we're just doin our job,
when along comes an elite thinkin he was hard,
turn the chaingun on him up the arse!

GRUNTS, GRUNTS, mreathin methane,
to me its a full job to you its a game.
Now here are the jackals with the sniper rifles,
kill them, got my whole life to die for.

Yo, its halo 2, mest game ever played,
so pick up your SMG n' start trowin your grenades!!!

YO, YO Cortona you pink n'BITCH
not just doin' this so we can get RICH,
we're doin this for the sake of humanity,
with kick ass raps n' alot o' profanity.

yea, here they come, here they, here they come,
hunters, jackals,butes, so bring it, bring it on!

time for some REAL vocals...
don't HAVE to rhyme...
don't HAVE to be spelt correctly...
stuff like that...
C'MON!

everyone comin down the streets o' new mombassa bring it on, bring it on, c'mon like a hunter: big fat cannon n' its shootin at me,c'mon, bring it on, on, on ,on ,on!
Arbiter switch,
noble prophets of truth n' mercy I've come to you in shame,
I've lost my name,
i've lost my name,
i'm already dead,
no longer shall I lead troops into battle,
" not as you are, but become the arbiter"
BRING IT ON, BRING IT ON whats my first task?
cruisin along in the dropship, dropship
my first task as the arbiter, king of the elites,
workin' with the grunts, DESTROY ALL HERETICS!
bring it on, bring it on, my first task bring it on, on, on, on, on,on!

So here I am, fightin' for my life,
amongst the deadful parasite,
gotta hurry or my task will be a loss,
gotta find n' kill the heretic boss!

when I kill him, I see the Oracle doin' a twirl,
he's pretty anoying, n' sounds like a girl.
but then Tartarus sucks him up to his hammer,
yes I know this rap desent have very good grammar!

Yo, its halo 2, mest game ever played,
so pick up your SMG n' start trowin your grenades!!!

Go to kill the prophet of regret,
across many lakes, hope I don't get wet!
So bring it on, I'll smack him in the face,
he wants all of us to die so we'll give him a taste!

arbiter goin down the halls of flood in a ghost,
turnin' those bastards to toast,
"Bring it on, bringit on!" he said
"all o' you ******* gonna make you all dead!"

later along, betreyal of the brutes,
Tartarus points his hammer at the arbiter n' then he shoots.

open your eyes, realize, that the prophets betrayed us n' they're gonna rise, in the grasp o' the gravemind, in the flood grime, slime, bring it on there isn't much time, for the halo's chime, n' it's gonna wipe out all life, bring it on, bring it on, there isn't much time, time for the chime, now cortona's gonna rhyme:

c'mon masta cheif, just take it like this, we really don't this thing to really get pissed, c'mon kill another prophet, don't take no diss c'mon, bring it on, make his face parralell to your fist!

c'mon, c'mon, c'mon bring it, bring it, bring it on, on, on, on!

(guitar solo)

so we'll miss out some boring bits,
master cheif escapes on a covenant ship,
Cortona's been left behind,
won't let it activate THIS time!

arbiter killin' all the brutes,
tryin to stop halo shoot,
kill Tartarus, make him drop the hammer,
at the end get ready for 3 crappy cliffhangers!

Halo 2 best game ever played,
so pick up your SMG n' throw your grenades!

I go online, a team of 5,
blastin everyone on the xbox live,
guy with the sniper, guy with the sword,
take on online weirdos goin' "oh ma gaawwd!"

Slashin' n' shootin' n' all that ****,
I come in to finish it.
I'm a spartan, genetix enhanced,
with a battle rifle got a well sick stance!

Halo 2 best game ever played,
so pick up your SMG n' start throwin your grenades!





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