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The 12 Days of Chiefmas
Posted By: DannoHung and Demosthenes<nugend@hotmail.com>
Date: 8 November 2004, 9:08 PM


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The Twelve Days of Chiefmas, by Demosthenes and DannoHung

On the first day of Chiefmas, Cortana gave to me:
An A.I who really likes bees.

On the second day of Chiefmas, Cortana gave to me:
Two spewin' Needlers, and an A.I who really likes bees.

On the third day of Chiefmas, Cortana gave to me:
Three roaring Banshees, two spewin' Needlers, and an A.I who really likes bees.

On the fourth day of Chiefmas, Cortana gave to me:
Four lunging Hunters, three roaring Banshees, two spewin' Needlers, and an A.I who really likes bees.

On the fifth day of Chiefmas, Cortana gave to me:
Five World Sized Rings, four lunging Hunters, three roaring Banshees, two spewin' Needlers, and an A.I who really likes bees.

On the sixth day of Chiefmas, Cortana gave to me:
Six shiny SPNKRs, five World Sized Rings, four lunging Hunters, three roaring Banshees, two spewin' Needlers, and an A.I who really likes bees.

On the seventh day of Chiefmas, Cortana gave to me:
Seven Elites a' fightin', six shiny SPNKRs, five World Sized Rings, four lunging Hunters, three roaring Banshees, two spewin' Needlers, and an A.I who really likes bees.

On the eight day of Chiefmas, Cortana gave to me:
Eight 'nades a' splodin', seven Elites a' fightin', six shiny SPNKRs, five World Sized Rings, four lunging Hunters, three roaring Banshees, two spewin' Needlers, and an A.I who really likes bees.

On the ninth day of Chiefmas, Cortana gave to me:
Nine grunts a' dyin', eight 'nades a' splodin', seven Elites a' fightin', six shiny SPNKRs, five World Sized Rings, four lunging Hunters, three roaring Banshees, two spewin' Needlers, and an A.I who really likes bees.

On the tenth day of Chiefmas, Cortana gave to me:
Ten O.D.S.Ts, nine grunts a' dyin', eight 'nades a' splodin', seven Elites a' fightin', six shiny SPNKRs, five World Sized Rings, four lunging Hunters, three roaring Banshees, two spewin' Needlers, and an A.I who really likes bees.

On the eleventh day of Chiefmas, Cortana gave to me:
Eleven SMG clips, ten O.D.S.Ts, nine grunts a' dyin', eight 'nades a' splodin', seven Elites a' fightin', six shiny SPNKRs, five World Sized Rings, four lunging Hunters, three roaring Banshees, two spewin' Needlers, and an A.I who really likes bees.

On the twelth day of Chiefmas, Cortana gave to me:
Twelve Pouncing Pumas, eleven SMG clips, ten O.D.S.Ts, nine grunts a' dyin', eight 'nades a' splodin', seven Elites a' fightin', six shiny SPNKRs, five World Sized Rings, four lunging Hunters, three roaring Banshees, two spewin' Needlers, and an A.I who really likes bees.





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