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Christmas Halo Poem
Posted By: Diomedes Rangue<hanksternator2@yahoo.com>
Date: 5 December 2002, 4:40 am


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Oh! You better watch out,
You better duck now,
You better shoot now,
I'm telling you why:

MC Claus is coming to Halo!

He's taking a ship,
He's flying it twice,
He's gonna shoot grunts
which naughty never nice.

MC Claus is coming to Halo!

He sees you when you're Dieing,
He knows when you're in trouble.
He knows when you've been aiming well,
So aim for goodness sake!

So...You better watch out,
You better duck now
You better shoot now,
I'm telling you why.

MC Claus is coming to Halo.

Little tin guns,
Little frag grenades.
chitty-chitty-bang
and rummy boom booms.

MC Claus is coming to Halo.

Little marines too
that shoot, and shout,
bad language and swears
and captain Keyes too.

MC Claus is coming to Halo.

The kids on Planet Earth
are hoping for him.
They're gonna build a big gun
To blow them covs away!.

Oh....You better watch out,
You better duck now.
You better shoot now,
I'm telling you why.

MC Claus is comin'
MC Claus is comin'
MC Claus is comin'
To Halo.

Christmas MC





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