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Red Vs Blue: The Side Winder Chronicles by Spartan2004



Red VS Blue: The Side Winder chronicles Season: 1
Date: 7 July 2004, 5:48 PM

Red VS Blue: The Side Winder Chronicles

Episode 1: CTF?

Characters:

Red Team:

(he's simliar to sarge) General Rob Stealth

(he's similar to simmon) Private Mike Stealth

(he's similar to grif) Private Kenny Stealth


(he's similar to lopez) Mario the robot

(mario is the red teams robot and engineer who speaks Italian and wears tan armour)

Blue Team:

(he's similar to church) General Bob Stealth

(he's similar to tucker) Private Brian Stealth

(she's similar to tex) Private Jewel Stealth

(camera moves to atop the Red's base to see Kenny and Mike haveing a conversation near the top the ladders and teleporter inside the top part of the base)

Mike: So where did General say he was going?

Kenny: Something about picking up a package from command.

Mike: Yea well I hope Its powerful enough to take out the blue team.

Kenny: I know already thoes Blue bastards have destroyed 3 warthogs 2 ghosts and 1 banshee.

Mike: Not to mention 2 rocket hogs and one tank.

Kenny: Also 1 shade we had put across from their base good thing we got 2 turret guns up here although im sure they will end up destroying thoes to stupid fucking blues.

Mike: Yea it took a while for Mario to fix all of the vehicles.

Kenny: Yea he had to order parts for all the vehicles to cause they all blew up and caught on fire.

Mike: Yep except the shade when you got hit by a rocket while sitting in that thing it was pretty much screwed just like you especially when you got knocked out.

Kenny: (sarcastic tone) Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha very funny (mutters under breathe) dumbass.

Mike: What was that.

Kenny: Nothing.

Kenny: Anyways I dont remember you showing off some skill that day because your the one that got the snow hog destroyed when trying to capture the damn Blue's stupid flag.

Mike: Hey at least I didnt get knocked out like some people.

Kenny: So what you were severely wounded, bleeding and limping you had to use your battle rifle and sniper rifle as canes to walk back to base.

Mike: Hey at least I didnt need to carry you back to base like Mario did while General gave covering fire with his SMG's (Sub machine guns) you were out for at least a week.

Kenny: Yea remember what happened 2 weeks after that incident.

Mike: Man I wish I couldnt cause that was a pain in the ass.

Kenny: Yep thoes damn blues attacked are base with a banshee and two fucking tanks thoes stupid son of a bitches.

Mike: They almost destroyed are damn base thoes pussies.


Kenny: Yea except they caught us off guard and then pretty much bombarded our base with fuel rod projectiles and missles and it pretty much got destroyed just the back wall and the flag was all that was left.

Mike: Yea then we had to rebuild the damn thing that took at least 2 weeks.

Kenny: General was pissed he had Mario help him get more turret guns to set up around the area outside the base.


Mike: I wonder how much longer is gonna be im getting impatient to see the package from command.


Kenny: Yea I know Mario cant speak english so its hard to have a conversation with him.

(The camera zooms to the right side of the snowy hill where the bidge is Brian and Bob is on the bridge Bob is watching the Red's through a sniper rifle's scope)

Brian: What are they doing?

Bob: What?

Brian: I said what are they are doing?

Bob: There talking just like when u asked me a minute ago and just like when you asked me a month ago so in the next hour when u ask me what their doing im gonna tell you their just talking!

Brian: So what are they talking about?

Bob: Dude I Fucking hate you.

Brian: So are you gonna do it?

Bob: What you mean me.

Brian: I thought you said you were gonna do it?

Bob: No you were out voted remember 2-1.

Brian: yea but remember what happened last time we tried to get their flag?

Bob: Yea we pretty much destroyed their base except they destroyed are tanks with the rocket launcher's homeing missiles.

Brian: I barely escaped even with the banshee's boosting good thing it made it all the way to base.

Bob: So all you have to do is find some active camoflauge then sneek to the Red's base and get their flage and meet me at the upper tunnel down from where we are then get to are base and keep their flag till they come for it and then will ambush them and kill them.

Brian: Then what?

Bob: What u mean then what? Then we go fucking home as heroes.So get to it ill meet you in the top tunnel.

(Brian goes down to the tunnel across from one of the entrences to the Red's base to get the camoflauge and goes back to the Red's base and spots the flag he slowly walks to it with his needlers both armed in his hands)

Brian: (picks up the flag) This is to damn easy.(walks out the reds base and starts counting after lowering his battle rifle he had got earlier) 1 . . . .2. . . . . .3(Starts sprinting to the place Bob told him to meet him)

(Camera goes back to Kenny and Mike)

Mike: Whats wrong?

Kenny: (looking through the scope of a sniper rifle) I thought I heard something?

Mike: I didnt hear anything.

(Brian still is sprinting and gets half way through the Red's half of the land when the camoflauge expires and he is exposed)

Kenny: (looking through the sniper rifle) Hey I see something.

Mike: What is it?

Kenny: (zooms in 10x's magnifacation on the sniper rifle) Its a blue and he has something.

Kenny: Holy shit that prick has our flag.

Mike: Oh fuck if General finds out the Blues have our flag hell have are heads.Take him out.

Kenny: Roger that ok you Blue demon from hell time to kiss your evil Blue ass good night.

(Kenny tries to get a bead on brian with 4 shots from the sniper rifle but misses every shot but nearly getting one in his right heel)

Brian: Son Of a Bitch!

Kenny: (reloads the sniper rifle) Damn I missed.

Mike: Man You really arnt good with that thing are you?

Kenny: You think you can do better?

Mike: Watch and learn (mans one of the turrets in front of him and Kenny)

(Mike tries to take Brian out with the turret gun)

Brian: Oh Fuck Oh Fuck Oh Fuck Oh Fuck (out runs the the turret gun's bullets and and runs past the chunk of ice were the bases are divide and stops to catch his breathe)

(Mikes radio comes on and General Rob Stealth is heard over it)

General: Side Winder this is General Rob Stealth I have come back from command with the package do you copy?

Mike: General is that you?

General: That is correct private I hope everything is going smoothly.

Kenny: Well actually sir Thoes Damn Blue bastards snuck into are base and stole are flag.

General: . . . . WTF (What The Fuck) are you kidding me what were you two doing while this was happening makeing out?

Kenny: What hell no we were just talking then i saw the blue sprinting outside the base with our flag so then I tried to kill him with the sniper rifle.

General: Well boys I think I have a solution to your missing flag problem. (calls Mario on his radio)

General: Mario thoes blue demons have are flag use the gaus hog to get it back and kill them if only needed I dont wanna have to find you dead in the snow Id end up haveing to kill my self your like a son to me. No offense to Mike though we just understand each other better thats all even if You dont speak english.

Mario: (Starts speaking Italian)

General: Ill take that as a yes good i should be there no longer than a minute when I get there ill help you out.

(Mario starts the Gaus Hog and drives out through the left tunnel near the Red base to search for the flag)

(mean while with the camera focused on Brian catching his breath where the shade use to be he spots an active camoflauge and takes it and soon turns invisible)

(Mario not noticeing Brian drives past him but does notice Bob looking through his battle rifle Bob tries to blow up his gaus hog with it but Mario jumps in the gunner's seat and shoots at him but Bob rolls out of the way only to land on to the sheet of ice above the tunnel he was in and his helmet is leaking blood out of it while he is unconsious Mario then drives back to Red base while Brian notices Bob Bleeding starts shooting at Mario with his battle rifle unzoomed.

Brian: You Son of a . . . . . .

(Brian then gets run over by General Rob Stealth who comes out of no where with the package from command then spots the flag and runs over to it and a voice is heard.)

Voice: Red Team Flag returned!

(General Rob Stealth goes to the Red base to see Kenny and Mike standing in the open top part talking)

General: Hey you two girls get down here now and thats an order.

Mike and Kenny: Yes sir!

(Back outside the blue base the camera is focused on Bob's unconsious body Jewel is then seen leaning over his body then picks him up and carries him back to base to heal him back knowing its to late for Brian with his dead body near where he got ran over)

To be Continued . . . .

So will Brian respawn?

Will Bob be ok?

And what is this so called package from command?

And will kenny ever be able to kill something with the sniper rifle?

All will be answered in the next episode of Red VS Blue The Side Winder Chronicles.Next Episode 2: The Rookies



Red VS Blue: The Side Winder chronicles Season: 1
Date: 9 July 2004, 5:18 AM

Red Vs Blue The Side Winder Chronicles:

Episode 2: The Rookies

Red Team's Rookie:

(similar to donut) Agent wears pink armour

Blue team's Rookie:

(similar to caboose/OMally) Asassin wears blue armour





(camera focuses on General,Kenny and Mike)

General: Well you two seem to have no knowledge in guarding a flag.What do you two have to say for yourselves

Kenny: Well sir we . . . . . .

General: Nevermind I dont wanna hear it.Well you two are lucky that command has supplied us with a fast vehicle.Maybe now you two wont need to worry about thoes Blue demons captureing are flag.

Mike: Um sir when will you tell us what The new vehicle is.

General: Oh right Mario bring in the package.

(Mario drives the package out from the tunnel Bob was standing from the last episode and soon lands right in front of General,Kenny and Mike who are infront of the Red base)

General: This Boys is The new ATV It is faster than the ghost and more maneuverable than the warthog.But is still able to flip over alot and has no weapons.But you can use one handed weapons though.

Mike: I call shotgun.

Kenny: Fuck!

General: Well I hate to tell you boys this but it only seats one person me and Mario will be picking up 2 more though.So we need you two to stay here till we come back.

Kenny: Why?

General: Because private the new Rookie will be here in at least an hour from now with some nice new. Weapons and the new secret information to our plans.

Kenny: Awwww damnit General we dont need a fucking rookie.

Mike: Yea General we didnt sign up to babysitt in this war.

General: Sorry privates but this isnt up for debate plus after seeing your incident earlier you could use some back up. Now maybe you two wont be so bored when were gone.

Kenny: Yea but that wasnt are fault thoes damn Blue bastards snuck in and out useing camoflauge.

General: Why didnt you use the sniper rifle's night vision to see him.

Mike: Um sir I dont think that wouldve helped.

General: Well it doesnt matter hell be here soon so make sure nothing happens to him.(serious tone) that means you Kenny I dont wanna find out that the new rookie was blown up or sent to another location.Ran over burned to death or captured by the Blues or God knows what else just like with the last rookies ok.

Kenny: (up set tone) Sir yes Sir.

General: Oh yea Kenny if you do happen to do something to the new rookie ill have Mike here tie you to the ATV and pull you behind it while your still sleeping.

Mike: Id do it to.

General: I know you would Mike good man.

Kenny: Kiss ass.

General: will be leaveing now Mario come on we gotta go to command.

(Mario and General goes inside the teleporter and dissapears)

Kenny: Well how long is it till the new rookie gets here.

Mike: I dont know hopefully not to long I dont wanna stay here all day with you Its bad enough haveing to talk to you.

Kenny: (stares at mike angrily) I so fucking hate you.

(The camera then travels to inside the lower level of the Blue base to find Bob just now wakeing up with bloody bandages on his helmet and a very nasty headache and some bruises and a few broken bones.)

Bob: Ahhhhh damn my fucking head. What happened wheres Brian is he ok?

Jewel: (reloading her pistol) Unfortuantley no his dead body is near where the Red's had that shade we blew up a few weeks ago some feet away from here.

Bob: Thats the 5th time hes dide in the past 12 months. Hopefully hell respawn we still need all the help we can get.

(A yellow light suddenly apperas in front of the Blue's flag where Jewel and Bob are standing)

(Jewel switches to her assault rifle and aims it at the yellow light and fires 10 bullets at it but quickly stops after hearing a familiar voice)

Brian: Ahhhhh stop its me its me its Brian.

Bob: Holy shit Brian is that. . . .is that you?

Brian: Hell yea its me! Who else would it be?

Jewel: Sorry Brian We thought the Reds were up to something.

Brian: Owww . . . . well their not . . . . Owww . . . . damn bullets.

Bob: well what happened to you any ways?

Brian: Well I thought you were dead after you hit the ice from your fall so I was really angry and decided to shoot.The Red guy in the guas hog when he drove away.But then out of no where I got hit by something by a Red most likely.

Bob: Well thanks man but I meant what happened to you after you got killed?

(Jewel is patching Brian up where she shot him)

Brian: Owww watch it that hurts try to be gentle would ya Jewel!

Jewel: Sorry bout that brian.

Bob: Come on Brian what happened?

Brian: Right well I remember floating in space Then seeing a light in a shape of a door.Then seeing a black spartan with a white helmet and scythe.
Brian:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jewel what are you doing trying to kill me.Easy ok

Bob: So your telling me that you were in space and saw a black and white spartan with a scythe in front of a light in shape of a door.

Brian: Owwwww . . . . Yes exactly.

Bob: Brian have you been smokeing?

Brian: What? No I havent listen im just telling you what I saw ok you dont have to believe me if you dont want to.

Bob: Well ok fine what did the spartan say?

(Brian falls asleep for a few minutes till jewel hits him in the head with her pistol)

Brian: Owwwww what oh ok he said that It still isnt my time that I have 5 more chances to live.But if I do die 5 more times that I wont be comeing back ever again then he teleported me back here.

(Jewel finshes up patcheing up Brian while Bob is paceing up and down in front of them and the flag while massageing his wound on his helmet and thinking)

Jewel: There all done.

Brian: finally thought I wouldve had to go back to Mr.Insane with the scary ass voice that was some scary shit up there ill tell you.

Bob: Well now we have to wait for The new rookie to arrive with the new vehicle.

Brian: WTF what you mean new rookie?

Bob: Well since the Reds out number us 4-3 I figured we could use an extra man plus we need another bad ass vehicle any ways.

Brian: Well when will he be here?

Bob: Hopefully anytime now.

(Camera goes back to Kenny and Mike on the top level of the Red base waiting for the new rookie)

Kenny: Well I hope the new rookie gets here fast Im bored.

Mike: you know your not suppose to do anything bad to him remember.

Kenny: I know I just wanna see the new weapons so I can kick some Blue ass.

Mike: (laughs) Me to.

(All of a sudden a fragment gernade rolls out of the teleporter and near Kenny and Mike's feet)

Mike: (looks down) Hey what the hell is that?

Kenny: I dont know looks like a . . . . oh shi. . . .

(The gernade detonates and knocks both Mike and Kenny out with some of their blood splattering the ceiling, walls, and floor 30 minutes later Kenny wakes up to only notice a shotgun to his head held by a pink spartan)

Agent: Who the hell are you?

Kenny: I should ask you the same.

Agent: Im the new recruit Agent for the Red team at SideWinder.

Mike: Dude this is the Red Team at SideWinder.

Agent: Oh really then where is General ?

Kenny: He went back to command with Mario to pick up 2 more ATVs he told us to wait for you.

Agent: Oh sorry I thought this was Blue base cause the teleporter usually sends me to the wrong place then I usually get ambushed.

Kenny: Nope Blue base is on the other side of the big chunk of ice outside.

Mike: So uh Mr. Uh . . . . whats your name again?

Agent: Agent.

Mike: Right Agent why is your armour pink anyway.

Kenny: Yea are you a homosexual?

Agent: No Im not and its light Red.

Mike: I see (wispers to kenny) dude he is a fagg.

Kenny: (laughs) Yea your right he looks like princess peach.

Agent: I am not a fagg and its light Red!

(A few minutes after exiting the teleporter and parking the 2 new ATVs General and Mario climb up to where Agent ,Kenny and Mike are)

General: Well hello there ladies.

General: And a fine hello to you madam.

Agent: (screams to the top of his lungs) Its light Red!

General: Do you have the package from command.

Agent: Yea they said this should be safe in Mario's helmet and enhance some things like sight, hearing, and accuracy.

General: (takes the cd from Agent and inserts it in Mario's helmet) Good there now thoes Blue bastards wont get the secret plans.

Kenny: What if they steal Mario and get the information from him sir!

General: Trust me they wont Mario will kill them with ease.

Mike: Uh sir what about the new weapons?

General: Right ok Princess peach show us the new weapons.

Agent: (talking through teeth) Its fucking light Red.

(Agent then opens one of the crates he brought and pulls out an alien weapon)

Agent: This my freinds is a carbine its covenant made and has a scope.Its the covenants answer to the battle rifle.

(hands it to the General)

General: Wow this is nice (looks through the scope and aims it at Kenny's head). I wonder if you could acctually kill something with this Kenny?

Mike: (laughs) Yea you couldnt kill anything with the sniper rifle.No telling what will happen with the carbine.

(Agent then pulls out a plasma pistol and plasma rifle out)

Agent: This is a plasma pistol (hands it to Kenny) it it the main weapon that the grunts use and jackals.When charged and release can knock out your sheilds leaveing you vulnerable to attacks.(hands Mike the plasma rifle)This is the main weapon the Elites use it is very powerful and shoots plasma bolts rapidly.But can over heat so u need to make sure you dont overt heat it cause youll be vulnarable to attacks.

Kenny: (charges the plasma pistol and releases it at one of the snowy cliffs outside) Wow nice.

Mike: (shoots the plasma rifle's bolts in the air) This is so cool im defently gonna kick some blue ass with this.

(Agent then pulls out an upgraded version of a WW2 flamethrower)

Agent: This is the flame thrower it pretty much is self explainatory but it is not good at far distance but is devastateing at close up attacks.(demonstrates the flamethrower and burns some of the snow and trees and accidently catches Kenny on fire) Woops by bad.

(Kenny then runs around screaming his head off till Mike puts the flames out by smacking the plasma rifle upside Kenny's head, back, and chest)

Agent: Anyways this next weapon is been modifided since the Master cheif has used it so it should be very intersting (pulls out the upgraded needler and demonstrates it)The needler now is faster than before and takes less needles to blow up your target it was mainly used by grunts but also Elites to.

General: Wow that sure does look pretty.

(Agent then pulls out the last new weapon)

Agent: (holding a grey tubed shape object)This next weapon im sure youll be impressed with its called an energy. . . . !

Kenny: Dude WTF is that thing a toilet paper roll it looks gay.

(Agent then turns on the Energy Sword and swings it at Kenny but Kenny quickly dodges out of the way)

Agent: As I was saying this is the Energy Sword or as Sargent Johnson would call it at command The anti son of a bitch stick. The Gold Elite and Invisble Elite's main weapon.It is very powerful and can do alot of damage to your target.If you line it up at your enemy you can release a lunge attack.You can also do a upper cut attack and a horizontal attack.

(Hands it to General)

General: (Looks at the sword closely in front of his face) Nice.

Agent: Well thats all I have hopefully we can take the Blues out fast and soon.

Kenny: Tell me about it they keep destroying our stuff and trying to steal our flag.

General: Well I did manage to steal one of the Blues wallet I stole after running him over with the ATV.

Mike: How much is in it.

(General looks inside the wallet and counts 300 dollars and one credit card)

General: 300 dollars and one credit card.

Kenny: Wow nice now we can pimp out the vehicles.

(Camera travels back to the inside of the Blue base)

Brian: Well wheres the new rookie its been one hour and he still hasnt shown.

Bob: (paceing back and forth)Dont worry hell be here.

Jewel: Well he better Im dyeing to see this new bad ass vehicle.

(All of a sudden a purple vehicle comes out of the teleporter followed by a scream then lands outside the Blue Base)

Bob: Son of a bitch!

Brian: Son of a bitch!

Jewel: Son of a bitch!

(Bob, Brian, and Jewel go outside to see what landed outside their base)

Bob: Its the rookie

Brian: Hey has anybody seen my wallet?

Asassin: (steps out vehicle)Hi im the new recruit Asassin for the Blue Team.

To be continued . . . .


Will the Reds be able to destroy the Blues with the new weapons?

Will Brian lose his last 5 respawns?

Will Kenny and General use Brian's money to pimp out their vehicles?

Will Brian find his wallet?

And who is the new recruit Asassin of the Blue army?

And what is the new vehicle the Blue's got from Blue command?

All will be answered my freind in the next episode of Red VS Blue The SideWinder Chronicles.

Next Episode 3 :P.O.W. (Prisoner Of War)





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