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Halo Limericks - 1
Date: 13 September 2004, 9:34 PM

Halo Limerick 1

An Elite once had far too much fun,
abused a good plasma gun.
It burned and it burned,
and thats how he learned,
get careless and you'll be done.

note: to fit the proper form of a limerick sometimes changes are necessary which dont make the limerick sound as good.

Halo Limerick 2

While sniping, Sarge Johnson did die.
It made the marines wanna cry.
But in a new level,
back again?! That devil.
The Grunts and the Jackals cried, "WHY?"

Halo Limerick 3

There once was an arrogant Grunt.
Many marines had he gunt.
but he came to see,
our superior MC,
he was sorry for what he had dunt.

read Halo Limerick 1 to see why this may have sounded funny.

Halo Limerick 4

What is that gun that kills them?
Ah, good ol' S2AM.
It zooms, and then,
it zooms over again.
From range, its quite the gem

if this sounded odd to you read Halo Limerick 1



Halo Limerick 7
Date: 5 October 2004, 3:26 AM

This wasn't what they had all planned,
Only one "man" was left to stand.
His armor was drenched,
With cold, bloody stench.
But winning this batlle was grand



Halo Limericks (lost edition)
Date: 5 October 2004, 8:44 PM

something happened and these limericks werent posted. here goes again.

What WOULD Halo be without Grunts?
The Covies think each is a dunce.
We laugh when they scream,
And frown if they scheme.
We'll kill them again in two months.

Yes! I have captured the flag,
Crap,The cats outta the bag!
I hide, then flee,
THEY'RE ALL OVER ME!
Curse that worthless ol' rag!





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