 |
About This Site
Daily Musings
News
News Archive
Site Resources
FAQ
Screenshots
Concept Art
Halo 2 Updates
Interviews
Movies
Music
Miscellaneous
Mailbag
HBO PAL
Game Fun
The Halo Story
Tips and Tricks
Fan Creations
Wallpaper
Misc. Art
Fan Fiction
Comics
Logos
Banners
Press Coverage
Halo Reviews
Halo 2 Previews
Press Scans
Community
HBO Forum
Clan HBO Forum
HBO IRC Channel
Links
Admin
Submissions
FTP Uploads
HTTP Uploads
Contact
|
|
|
Comments for 'Its Just One of Those Days: 04' |
Taze
7:01 am | August 25, 2003
This story was funny,10/10.
p.s. when he wrote the first 2 everybody said it was funny and for him to keep writing storys so whats the problem?.
|
Age:
2:45 pm | August 24, 2003
Age:
Cortana: "I can't even BEGIN to calculate."
Parents: Drug addict hobos.
Hobbies: Piloting battlecruisers while smoking dope, having affairs with other men, pestering Cortana, and wearing tights.
Other interesting facts: Gay, and has a crush on MC.
that was funny
|
Hunter_Killer
8:29 pm | August 18, 2003
Now that Hawk explained himself, I don't think he's an asshole, just a bit stubborn.
P.S: Hell yah, Alpha Lance!
|
LALA
3:34 pm | August 13, 2003
WAI!!!!! TIS IS DA BEST FIGHT IN TEH HISTORY OF HALO FANBOY HISTORY!!!! ITS 1337!
|
pooman
1:32 pm | August 13, 2003
so i guess nobody forgives hawk?
|
'Nosolee
12:54 pm | August 13, 2003
The End
|
pooman
11:17 am | August 13, 2003
Amen
|
scope
2:27 am | August 13, 2003
amen
|
Frensa Geran
1:33 am | August 13, 2003
Let's just put it as: Some people don't like it, some people do.
And let's not include any masturbating monkeys on speed...
|
scope
12:25 am | August 13, 2003
i said the same thing nosolee
|
Alpha Lance
10:42 pm | August 12, 2003
Can I be on your side Hunter_Killer.
|
monitor101
9:50 pm | August 12, 2003
I actually thought that when you said mastubating like a chimp on speed was the damn funniest thing I have every heard on fanfic.
|
oogabooga
8:27 pm | August 12, 2003
"No rating on this, I didn't want to make up a decimal point before my '0'" sounds a lot like personal insult to me...
|
'Nosolee
8:13 pm | August 12, 2003
I leave home for a few days, and look what happens.
|
pooman
4:51 pm | August 12, 2003
it was funny i liked this part: Crewman/Marine:
Age: horny teenager
Parents: Quite a few
Hobbies: Blowing up aliens, screaming at the top of their lungs randomly, dying hair often (crewman only), and masterbating furiously like chimps on speed.
|
pooman
1:10 pm | August 12, 2003
this is the funnyest comment page i have evere read
|
pooman
1:10 pm | August 12, 2003
lets all just forgive hawk
|
pooman
1:06 pm | August 12, 2003
ok hawk just made a good point. "ThiS Story IS teh Uber KeWL, and any1 who says anything is a GaY Monkee and I am GoiNG to TrACk U Down and Kil U" that was really funny im laughin my ass off over here. thanks for the good times everybody:)
|
Hawk7886
3:57 am | August 12, 2003
I'm only an asshole when idiots see me as one. Other people like 'Nosolee and monitor101 don't thing I'm an asshole and don't take my comments WAY out of context. They take any potential threat that might be geared towards them, and turn it into something CONSTRUCTIVE.
If you honestly think I'm an asshole, pull your head out and wake up, compared to other people in the world, I might as well be a cuddly bunny. My comments aren't geared towards personal insult, they are more geared towards something called TOUGH LOVE. If somebody doesn't get that, try reading reviews by the REAL critics, those guys are assholes times ten.
I'm sorry if I came off as an asshole, try not to read my comments and picture me as someone with a flamethrower leveled to the back of your head, that's not how they are intended to be taken as.
When I rate someone's whatever, I rate it as a piece written by a total stranger, not as something written by my best friend. Comments geared towards relationships tend to cloud people's better judgement. If my friend posted a piece of fan-fic and it sucked donkey balls, I wouldn't say something like, "ThiS Story IS teh Uber KeWL, and any1 who says anything is a GaY Monkee and I am GoiNG to TrACk U Down and Kil U" I would tell him it sucks, not sugar-coat it and flame everyone's ass off who thinks otherwise.
So in the future, think long and hard about people's thoughts and opinions, they might not mean anything to you, but they are comments that should be considered.
Sorry this turned out so long, I just wanted you guys to see more of how my mind works.
Don't think this is written by your worst enemy, because it's not, think of it as advice from your teacher(one that you like).
Once again, I'm sorry if I came off as an asshole.
|
Hunter_Killer
1:17 am | August 12, 2003
Hawk, I cannot empasize how much of an ass-hole you are in one post. But, I try.
Alpha Lance, glad you hate Hawk.
Elfster, glad you hate Hawk.
Hey, Hawk! Why you try to emphasize failure, whilst not even a 'Kinda Good' comes from that second ass-hole you call a mouth?
Elfster, lol. Sorry if My comment came out rude to you.
It was funny, honest! lol, "......" Is a compliment for Comedies coming from me, as it takes alot to freak me out. like, Hawk.
|
Hunter_Killer
1:15 am | August 12, 2003
*Stands behind Tango709, waving big emblazened Flag saying:
[b] ME TOO!!!! [/i]
Oh, yah. Hey, scope! You right, this is war. Wanna be on our side? =) lol
|
Tango709
9:36 pm | August 11, 2003
*big flashing neon sign floating over head* PROUD SUPPORTER OF ELFSTER!
|
Spartan 117
9:29 pm | August 11, 2003
people seem to think that they should give this comedy a "story" rating when in fact it isn't a story. its a comedy. so who cares if the grammar is crap (it wasn't so bad)? who cares if it makes fun of all your favorite halo characters? it is funny, and that's all it's supposed to be. comedies have generally been pointless ever since shakespeare, and even he was known to make crude jokes on the street (though in fancy olde english). it is a joke! do you get mad at people who tell you a pointless joke at school? no, i don't think so. so there is no reason to put down a joke just because it's written down. in fact, most fanfic sites do have comedy and it's not something they look down on... and with good reason. a good chuckle is a nice break from the ever-present monotone of action stories.
|
Sick slicker amn
9:09 pm | August 11, 2003
I would bone Cortana so fast.
|
monitor101
9:09 pm | August 11, 2003
This was a pointless story. May I suggest Elf that you never attempt another comedy. Now everybody just calm the hell down this is fanfiction. Don't waste HBO bandwidth on pointless gay ass comments.
|
scope
9:07 pm | August 11, 2003
and stick it up your LOWER ass hole.
|
scope
9:05 pm | August 11, 2003
Hey Vengance Dude you can take that dildo of yours....
|
scope
9:00 pm | August 11, 2003
jesus!! I leave for 2 days and a war breaks out.
Elfter, learn to read plz?
|
Vengance Dude
7:28 pm | August 11, 2003
I don't think it's possible to shoot somebody with a dildo, Hunter_Killer.
|
Hunter_Killer
6:57 pm | August 11, 2003
Fuck You Hawk8776
Go to hell, Covie Killer
Elfster, why did you shoot me, man? I didn't give a bad comment! :((
|
Vengance Dude
6:38 pm | August 11, 2003
I think that's for you to do in your next story; "Just One of Those Days 06.9: Porntana and Elfster the MC's Revenge."
|
Elfster
3:45 pm | August 11, 2003
ROFLMAO
That was hilarious.
You forgot Hawk tho )
|
717L3R
2:31 pm | August 11, 2003
Come to think of it, only another AI could "fondle" Cortana. I wonder if AIs are human enough to have romantic or sexual inclinations. She kinda hits on MC anyway. And Vengance dude, you're weird.
|
Vengance Dude
2:18 pm | August 11, 2003
Just One Of Those Days 04.69:
(Open scene on SC, shows Elfster as MC giving all of his critics (playing as the marines) a good bloody one with a UNSC standard issue C0CK2UCK3R69 fully-automatic Dildo.
Hunter_Killer: "..... ohhhhhhh"
Ishkabibbl (as a grunt): "No! I have wife and kids! And don't need anymore! Nooooooo! Ohhhhh!"
Scope: "Mmmm, sucking it...."
717L3R: "Hmmmm, nice and firm."
(Feminine giggling.)
(Continue scene.)
|
Wiley
1:33 pm | August 11, 2003
Pretty funny.
Humor factor: 10/10
Grammar fator: 5/10
overall: 7/10
Could be better.
Oh, how can you fondle cortana? She's a hologram!
|
Alpha Lance
11:33 am | August 11, 2003
Now you got me started you little fuck!For all I
care you can go suck your mother's dick,you sorry
little fucker!I swar I will hunt you down and
strangle you with your own spine!I said no offence
,but no you had to be a dickless assclown,and I
didn't say it doesn't deserve a rating,beacause
it SSSUUUCCCKKKSSS!!!!!!!!!!!And there is a question I ask myself,can I servive the amount of dope needed to smoke to like your story,bitch!
Your just a COCK MASTER 3000!
|
Covie Killer
11:33 am | August 11, 2003
I'm Back from a vacation,and I have to say that,lay off alpha lance back,he my friend,and
I will kick your ass elfster,you are the bigest
cock head I'v ever seen!I'm going to beat your ass
with your own rib bone!And I have my own anti
son of BITCH!machine!You god damn fucking dickless
fucky bitch!
|
Hawk7886
11:17 am | August 11, 2003
"Hawk7886, you don't even write fan fiction, you just exagerate EVERYTHING and nitpick every little fucking thing you can, so I usually don't even bother to read your comments."
Whether or not I write a fan-fic doesn't mean I don't have the right to comment. Do the movies critics write movies? NO!
I don't exaggerate, I give my opinion, if you don't like it, tough.
Your "It's just one of those days" fan-fics are VERY cheesy, you use the STUPIDIST jokes, besides putting them in impossible situations. After a few paragraphs, it gets repetetive and predictable.
Ishkabibbl didn't say it didn't deserve a comment, he said it didn't deserve a RATING!, try reading.
If your story sucks, it sucks, don't try to make excuses by attempting to shove it off on your critics.
Bottem line is: your story sucks, and you have a horrible attitude towards your critics. So grow up, and learn how to take critism, don't bitch and whine about how big of assholes we are, fix your mistakes.
|
JCDenton
9:34 am | August 11, 2003
this is fucking funny! keep this up I need more laughes! Laugh: 10/10 story: 5/10
|
Walker
1:37 am | August 11, 2003
it seems that many here are anti-anythingthatmakesfunofhalonomatterhowfrigginfunnyitis. it's not supposed to be a story, it's supposed to be one big joke. and its a darn hillarious one, too. what is so wrong with humor?
|
Elfster
1:37 am | August 11, 2003
=D
|
Tango709
1:37 am | August 11, 2003
this is real comedy!
|
Elfster
1:37 am | August 11, 2003
WOOT! A GOOD COMMENT! YAY!
|
Frensa Geran
1:37 am | August 11, 2003
Did I sense a touch of Robin Williams humor somewhere in the middle? ;-)
|
Khyber
1:35 am | August 11, 2003
good heavens, don't you people understand comedy?
|
Spartan 117
1:30 am | August 11, 2003
it doesn't suck, darn it! this is funny! 11/10
|
Elfster
12:39 am | August 11, 2003
Ass-clown? I'll be laughing at that all week. This is great
|
Elfster
12:39 am | August 11, 2003
Ass-clown? I'll be laughing at that all week. This is great
|
Elfster
12:36 am | August 11, 2003
oh and Hawk, i wasnt shoving it off on my critics, i was shoving it off on dickheads like you that pay more attention to the mistakes and spelling errors then the story. YOU try reading, not bitching.
|
Elfster
12:34 am | August 11, 2003
*starts laughing his ass off until he faints* Covie, calm the motherfuck down, i didnt mean what i said the first time, it was a grammar error *pukes from laughing so hard again* nice to see good friendship here tho LOL
|
Elfster
12:32 am | August 11, 2003
Uhh dude... I didnt say you went on and on. I said it was good that you DIDNT go on and on. or atleast thats what I meant. when im pissed off im not the best in sentence fluency. Sorry
|
GLADIATRRR3000
12:27 am | August 11, 2003
hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA. i like this. i mean, the fighting. keep it up
|
GLADIATRRR3000
10:50 pm | August 10, 2003
thank you. it took alot of practice.
|
Elfster
10:17 pm | August 10, 2003
GLADIATRR3000, good fanboy act =)
|
GLADIATRRR3000
10:15 pm | August 10, 2003
hahahahahahahaha. i liked my comment the best
|
Elfster
9:59 pm | August 10, 2003
Few things here guys.
Hawk7886, you don't even write fan fiction, you just exagerate EVERYTHING and nitpick every little fucking thing you can, so I usually don't even bother to read your comments.
Ishkabbibl, if it doesnt deserve a comment, don't give it one, dipshit.
717L3R, thank you for atleast giving some useful comment besides "this sux"
Alpha Lance: You should be an example for assholes like Hawk. If you're gonna say it sucks, say it, don't ramble on and on about how it doesnt deserve a rating.
Hunter_Killer: You're fan fics were always cheesy,
|
GLADIATRRR3000
9:57 pm | August 10, 2003
DUDE!1! it like, totally sucked!!!1! teh outtakes were totally bull!!!1!! dont evr write agian!1!!
|
Hawk7886
9:50 pm | August 10, 2003
So, the only reason you posted this is because . . ?
I think you only wanted to see the 750 words' message.
Don't you have anything else better to do than write pointless stories that barely meet requirements? Next time, put dowwwn the smoldering piece of paper.
No rating on this, I didn't want to make up a decimal point before my "0"
|
717L3R
9:41 pm | August 10, 2003
It would be funny if I were on dope and fondling Cortana's boobs.
|
Alpha Lance
8:33 pm | August 10, 2003
lol scope,buuut...this does kinda...suck.No offences,its just your story.
|
Ishkabibbl
7:46 pm | August 10, 2003
Scope you're to kind, why did you even rate it? It doesn't even deserve that.
|
scope
5:51 pm | August 10, 2003
2/10 This story sucks.
|
Hunter_Killer
4:37 pm | August 10, 2003
I'll take a page from the Sarge Playbook:
"......."
|
|
