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Two Goods make a Bad; gAg Part 1.61
Posted By: Mister Frodo<tbone17lig@yahoo.com>
Date: 12 November 2005, 4:11 am
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^^Hurray for Hippos!^^
Sev opened his eyes. A female Spartan held out a hand. "You alright?" she asked.
Sev took the hand. "Who are you?"
"Spartan number Q. Your friends are over there, if you want them."
Sev walked over to where Leafblade was surfing the web.
"Find anything?" Sev asked.
"Nope." Leafblade shrugged. "I submitted this story, but it didn't have enough words, so I edited it. And then, these people who post comments told me my story didn't belong there! Please!"
"Yeah, that sucks, but don't put it in your next submission, or they'll REALLY get mad."
"Dude, I'm not that stupid."
Dr. BOB strolled up to them. "Hey, guys, that Spartan Q, she told me about everything. Apparently, the author got so mad that we got lost, he sent 1337 after us."
Sev furrowed his brow. "What's 1337?"
Q tensed. "I'll tell you who they are. They're just lying, cheatful, deceiving, evil elitist heretics!"
Leafblade nodded. "Nice use of adjectives."
"Okay, so, what do we do now?" Sev glanced at the others. "You do know what to do, right?"
"Ummmmm..."
Q stepped forward. "I have good news, and more good news."
"Great, let's hear it."
"First, I know how to get to your base."
"And what's the good news? You're taking us all on dates?"
"Do you really want me to help you? Your captain guy, Klone, he knows you're here."
"So, okay. That's good." Sev stared at her. "Right?"
"Actually, no. If your captain knows you're here, then everyone knows you're here. We need to get moving."
Dr. BOB smiled. "Well, Blow Me Away, we have to save the captain."
"I think it more like he saves us from this Peril."
"Hey did you guys ever read that book, Ghosts of Reach? I thought it was pretty bad, concerning how much they hyped it..."
Q scratched the ground with her foot. "Come on guys, Follow me. We need to go kill those 1337 elitist heretics!"
Sev looked around. "Heretic, Hero, does it really make a difference?"
"Yeah, isn't it all a part of our Flawed Legacy?" Dr. BOB piped up.
"Guys, I don't want to Impend anything on you," Q walked forward, "but we need to go."
Dr. BOB turned to Sev. "Hey, remember Galaxy Quest? 'Never Give Up, Never Surrender'?"
"Oh, yeah. Andy, that Ancient Machine, he loved watching that."
Q sighed. "And I could have just listened to In Amber Clad, but no, I had to rescue them..."
Sev patted her on the back. "Oh, it's okay. You're the Last Spartan I'd care about anyway."
She pulled away. "Listen, we can dance all around this Orbit of Glass, but I'm still not falling in love with you."
"Ah, well, no Heavy Price Paid."
Leafblade put his arm around Dr. BOB. "You know, this reminds me of the time at my alma mater, Earth City University."
"Well, I myself went to help Senior High Charity."
"We don't care about your Remembrance, Doc."
"It's all Connected, no matter what you say."
"Right. That was for you, Marty."
Sev clicked his SMG. "So I guess we need to stop chatting and go fight these guys?"
Q drew a Sniper Rifle. "After you."
Dr. BOB sighed. "You know, we spent all this time chatting, without character or story development. This sucks."
"Hey, listen. We'll go kill those heretics, and then you can have all the character development you want."
Dr. BOB smiled. "Man, I'd like that."
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It was cold. As usual.
your friend crouched behind the rock. Those fools had been chatting for ever. But now his chance had come. He checked his rifle's ammo and smiled.
Enough for seven kills.
Ever since joining the Metroid Hunters, he had racked up kill after kill. But through it all, he yearned for something more...Something fulfilling.
The female started to walk his way. She was going to be the toughest to kill, by far. The red one, the Strength of Seven, would go down with a fight as well, but the other two, they would be cake.
Cake with almonds.
your friend waited. Oh, SteakandGravy had warned him of this thrill! This sudden rush of adrenaline!
Death to all who oppose the Metroid! he thought. Death to all who oppose Mother Brain!
The Strength of Seven strolled to your friend's hiding place. The kill was coming! Yes!
The target stopped. Smurftard! He was joking with the other two fools! your friend did not have time for this!
He jumped up and fired a shot into the Strength of Seven's back. The female turned and wapped him aside the head with her rifle butt.
your friend gazed at the stars gathering above his head. Oh well...he had fought valiantly.
And besides, he could get more next respawn.
^^Boo-hoo, Hippos are Hurt^^
(So, you may have been waiting a while for the new episode of gAg. Or, you could have been like the majority and said , "There's a gAg?" Or, you could be like me and be wondering, "Is the next Halo 2 The REAL Ending out yet?"
So it's not perfect. But hey, it's fine. Wookies rule, nonetheless.)
^^Over and Out^^
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