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halo for starters by Anthony French
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halo for starters, part 1: PoA
Date: 23 March 2003, 3:42 PM
this story will depend ONLY on your comments about it
-hey, P-O, wanna play a game of halo?
-Sure, Ant!
starting music then multi, coop, PoA and ...
-easy ?, po said, you said you were the best in all!
ant- But i said best in all in multi.
- this Way!!
po- he's a jerk to find his way,he almost killed us, dont you think?
ant- Yeah, he just cant jump, that suks
po- he's stupid but at least we know where we go
ant- sure, were the best for this!!!
-5 hours later-
- sir, the captain needs you on the bridge ASAP, better follow me!
ant- what were we just saying?
po- mmm, forget about it...
ant- i think we should follow him
po- ok
-30 sec later-
- captain keys
good to ...
po- you did you skipped that?!?
ant- they say absolutely nothing important
po- and your story, you think its saying anything important!
ant- shut up, you bastard, those people will hear you and you wont receive any credits, lets try to pass unspotted.
po- damn, your right, so, how is it going not in halo!
ant- fine, mostely not in my story that is not unimportant!
po- good, they wont spot us
ant- and will receive our credits!
MC- guys, will you stop talking to yourselves and play with me!eh imean-
ant- too late, now everyone know that you are gay, tough i already knew
MC- and who told you?
ant- el_halo_diablo
el_halo_diablo- you stupid kid, why did you talked about me in your story!?
ant- because you used my name in the mis-adventure of master chief!
el_halo_diablo- f*** you , b****, h*** , why is it making that noise each time i say f***?
ant- because from now on im the narrator and im gonna end your life like this
ehd- please not in the gay bar !!!
ant- no, like this!
the Mc found another grunt with the 3 first ones
ehd (grunt)- no, im el_halwhack!
ant- haha, now its MY turn to keep you from fully saying halo!
MC- now lets get to the enemies, shall we?
ant- yeah, sure, but the rest of the story needs you to be hetero, so...
and cortana suddenly started to do a strip-tease in the hud of MC
MC-no, stop it, please!!!
ant- anyway, she was already nude, so i gave her clothes so it would work
finnaly, mc said
-yeah baby!
so i knew this machiavelic plan had worked. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
po- brrr, this laughing was scary, almost as scary as 343 GS.
ant- i know, but he's so badly made, he could be named $3,43 BS.
po- even such that when you shoot at him, he doesnt react, not even a little
ant- even his voice isn't regular
343 GS- did you talked about me?
ant- mmm, noooo
343 GS- Ok.
po- this was a close one
ant- ill try to regulate his voice, hey 343!
343 GS-WHAT DO YOU WANT?
po- HELL, THE OTHER WAY
ant- damn, ok
343 GS- so, wha- you wan-?
po- not too much
ant- anyway, we can never understand him, so this won't do a great difference
po- just re-regulate his voice
ant- ok, ok it's coming
343 GS- and this is EXACTLY what happenned to the 3 other spartans that werent on reach
po- thank you! by your fault well never know what happened to the others
ant- anyway there not here so this won't make a great difference
suddenly...
Bob-147- hi john
Sam-239- hi john
Mary-516- hi jonny she said while kissing him
ant- hell, not only there was a spartan girl, but she was also your girlfriend!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
MC- yeah, and when she was gone, I became homo
ant- Now i see
cortana- you stole it! im gonna kill you
after a long fight, mary had won
ant- dont worry cortana, i'll be with you
corty- thanks
and now, some words in french:
oui, non, allo, bon, je ne sais pas mais j'en ai entendu parler, anticonstitutionellement, pusillianime, apostolat, attention, danger
the end
-3 hours latbang!-
nor i like the time processor
-vwhy did vyou broke my moufh?-
because it's fun
-hell with vyou, im ouffa here!-
fine, because youre fired
i would like to thanks everyone's name i used in this story, such as: ant (myself), po (one of my friend), cap'n keys (it's not what i really wanted, but i mis-spelled the name of captain keyes, so i don't want to take any chance), and finnaly, the most important, el_halo_diablo (especially when i used the name of his story, and the gay bar)
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