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The misfortunate acciendent by Emmazon
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Twelve days of Christmas
Date: 3 January 2010, 11:47 pm
Many christmas Carols but one in paritcular that gives me the laughs.
"On the first day of Christmas my halo game gave to me
A very angry Spartan
On the second day of Christmas my halo game gave to me
Two plasma pistols and a very angry Spartan
On the third day of Christmas my halo game gave to me
Three grunts a running, two plasma pistols and one very angry Spartan
On the fourth day of Christmas my halo game gave to me
Four snipers, three grunts a running, two plasma pistols and one very angry Spartan
On the fifth day of Christmas my halo game gave to me
Five scary scarabs, four snipers, three grunts a running, two plasma pistols and one very angry Spartan
On the sixth day of Christmas my halo game gave to me
Six shots a fired, five scary scarabs, four snipers, three grunts a running, two plasma pistols and one very angry Spartan
On the seventh day of Christmas my halo game gave to me
Seven sneaky hunters, six shots a fired, five scary scarabs, four snipers, three grunts a running, two plasma pistols and one angry Spartan
On the eighth day of Christmas my halo game gave to me
Eight scorpions, seven sneaky hunters, six shots a fired, five scary scarabs, four snipers, three grunts a running, two plasma pistols and one very angry Spartan
On the ninth day of Christmas my halo game gave to me
Nine big fat brutes, eight scorpions, seven sneaky hunters, six shots a fired, five scary scarabs, four snipers, three grunts a running, two plasma pistols, and one very angry Spartan
On the tenth day of Christmas my halo game gave to me
Ten times a killed, nine big fat brutes, eight scorpions, seven sneaky hunters, six shots a fired, five scary scarabs, four snipers, three grunts a running, two plasma pistols and one very angry Spartan
On the eleventh day of Christmas my halo game gave to me
Eleven frag. Grenades, ten times a killed, nine big fat brutes, eight scorpions, seven sneaky hunters, six shots a fired, five scary scarabs, four snipers, three grunts a running, two plasma pistols and one very angry Spartan
On the twelfth day of Christmas my halo game gave to me
Twelve Banshees flying, eleven frag. Grenades, ten times killed, nine big fat brutes, eight scorpions, seven sneaky hunters, six shots a fired, five scary scarabs, four snipers, three grunts a running, two plasma pistols, and one very angry Spartan....." "Now what" Johnson turns to cortana "Thats all I could think that would wake him up i guess not" she says in grief "Lets sing another song!" Johnson exclaims
"Shots fired, are you listening,
In the ground, blood is glistening
A Horrifying sight
We're terrified tonight.
Walking in a bloody battlefield.
Gone away is the enemy,
Here to stay is a survivors
He sings a blood song,
As we creeping along,
Walking in a bloody battlefield
In the meadow we hide and shoot
Then pretend that we are safe tonight
We'll say: Is it clear?
He'll say: No man,
But you can walk around
When you're in camp.
Later on, we'll perspire
As we fight by the fire
To face unafraid,
The enemies that we've made
Walking in a bloody battlefield.
In the meadow we hide and shoot
And pretend that their are circus clowns
We'll have lots of dead in camp tonight,
Unless the backup comes very soon
When there's a shot, isn't it thrilling,
Though your head is a pounding
We'll jump and hide, the Spartan way,
Walking in a bloody battlefield"
"What!" Master chief arises "That aways gets you up." Cortana eplains to him and Johnson. "Chief! Scarabs heading your way!" Cortana squeals he starts running at it "You dont have a plan do you?" "Nope." He disappears on the scarab. A few minutes pass "Johnson should we attack the scarab?" Miranda asks "No that stubborn @!#$%#* doesnt want help." Johnson tells her. on the scarab "Johnson i need back-up stat. johnson! Are you there?" Master chief whispers. "Cortana whats up with the radio?" "Sorry chief not working" He slides over to look out the sides of scarab with 3 elites one with a sword no grenades, all he has is a pistol and whats this Rocket launcher with one shot it has to count. He goes to the side of the wall and sees them standing there gets ready to fire and shoots the wall "AHHHHHHHHHGGGGG......." As he falls toward the water "CHEIF! NO! CHEIF!"
Merry Christmas Many Laughs
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